I managed to hit a spam link today while clearing the inbox a little too fast. The content of the page is typical, although the design was actually not too bad, nice rounded buttons with typical "web 2.0" gradients, a professional looking logo and a nice woman wearing a lab coat at the top. The list of products included all the normal pills for erection problems next to a nice speedometer-looking graphic from which I understand that Cialis gives you a hard-on for 35 hours (why, for the love of god, would you want that?!).

Lower down on the list were a few pills I didn't know what did and I got curious; except for not getting it up, what are the problems that men have and are embarrassed about? (I'm assuming that embarrassed men are their prime target)

• Pain - You can't be in pain and still be macho?
  
• Urinary tract infection - Please go to a doctor!
• Herpes - Go to a doctor and please tell your partners!
• Hair loss - Everyone around you have probably noticed anyway.
• Getting fat - OK, I can kinda understand this one.

And no, I'm not posting the link.